Women are fucking crazy.
Walked in on my wife getting dressed for work. She started yelling at me to get out and shut the door. Bitch, you've swallowed my load. I've eaten at the Y. We've been married for years, I know your body pretty well and this false modesty while you button your blouse is a little offsetting. So if you think I'm going to throw you down and rip your clothes off and then ravish you, you got it wrong. That's your boyfriend's job. Tell him to step up his game.
God damn, I am a nasty