DON'T even think about reading this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: i'm in a weird, weird place right now
2/5 I don't know why I bothered, it was 90% teenager bullshit. Not enough action and when they introduced 1 chick to the movie, it went to shit. Oh, and there were 0 tits.
1/5 For some reason I immediately watched the 2nd and less entertaining of the two. What a waste of time.
Plus, upon introducing another female with more potential, there were still 0 tits, even during the Ecstasy scene. If I somehow am forced to watch the third installment, I will kill myself before the credits roll.
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Originally Posted by MadamMeow
truth be told one of the main reasons I am here is because I love creepy internet guys.
and they give me the tingles. A lot.
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
Join Date: Aug 2014
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Watchable, but I wouldn't recommend springing for the pay-per-view, it should be on regular movie channels soon.
Rent-a-lesbian Cara Delevingne shows a few flashes of actual acting ability, but there's not enough time to flesh out the relationship between her and Dean Dehaan (Valerian) to make that subplot believable.
Gratuitous cameo by Rihanna feels gratuitous, as she seems to have been cast solely to have her and her body/dance double cgi morph into supposedly sexy outfits while performing a supposedly sexy pole dance for Valerian.
It's a hot mess of cgi overload. Seemed too busy for me. Maybe it just requires repeated viewings or knowledge of the source material. *shrug*
Originally Posted by josehl
Never heard of him.
I'm serious. Not even trolling. First I've seen that name...