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el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:06 AM

Sexual Highlights
This one time, at band camp . . .

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:09 AM

If I had to pick any moment in my sexual life to Groundhog Day, it would be when I was fucking Tara while she and Patty were 69ing (Tara on top) and Patty tilted her head and started sucking on my balls.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:10 AM

Another would be getting head from Tara and Renee at the same time, except that Renee had a little bit of a mustache that she bleached, and I didn't notice it until I was kissing her. Renee was a 4 finger and a thumb type of girl.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:11 AM

When I was 15, Melissa gave me head in the back of her mom's VW bus while her mom was driving. That was pretty cool.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:12 AM

Serena's ex-boyfrend Craig invited her over to swim and she brought me and I fucked her in the pool when he went inside the house. That one chafed a little.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:14 AM

I used to go to the restaurant at the airport with Patty, and there was a little used upper section that we liked to drink in because she could give me head there and we'd be able to see the waitress coming (but she couldn't see me coming) and so we could cover up before we got caught.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:15 AM

I've had the sex three times on the side of roads leaning against cars. Twice by wheatfields and once on a side road on a mountain pass in the summer. The last one was anal, so that wasn't very well thought out.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:18 AM

Patty and I hooked up with a girl, Lauren or Laurel or something like that, that we met online in about 1996 or 1997. After a couple weeks of emails, Patty picked her up from her dorm and drove her the 150 miles to my place. We had sex 7 times n 24 hours then she wigged out and we had to drive her home. She smoked a lot of pot while she was there, and never showered after any of the sex, including the butt sex.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:21 AM

Patty and I also hooked up with another couple, Dan and Carla, online. She had never been with anybody except her husband and wanted to try, and he apparently wanted to watch. We had dinner, watched a porno, then Carla folded out the hide-a-bed couch in the living room and the two of us played while Patty and Dan watched. She had the tiniest pussy I've ever seen, like a one finger pussy. When she came she growled like a grizzly bear. Then she said "do you want me to suck you off?" I accepted. When we were done she gave me a hot towel to clean up, I got dressed, shook Dan's hand, then Patty and I went back to our Motel 6 and fucked again.

el_victorino 05-16-2013 09:22 AM

Patty flashed me on Tarzan's Treehouse at Disneyland, but we were completely unable to find a place to actually do the sex while we were there. Fuckin' castmembers, man. They see everything.

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